Congratulations! You’ve gotten a date. The dating scene can be rough for today’s juggler, but have no fear. Dubé Juggling Blog is here with romantic dos and don’ts for the dashing juggler on the go:
Via Flickr from Rem-Zel
-Explaining siteswaps is a great icebreaker.
-Juggling helps you relax in high-pressure situations. Make sure to get a good run of five-ball cascade in before attempting a kiss goodnight.
-Impress your date with stories about how many romantic partners you’ve juggled in the past.
-Spontaneity is an attractive feature. Surprise your date by standing on the dinner table and juggling breadsticks while singing the theme to The Bodyguard.
-Anytime anything happens, find some way to relate it to juggling.
-Reassure your date that, despite the fact you ride a unicycle, all of your downstairs parts are in working order.
-Most people are more comfortable in the company of friends. Take your date to the local renaissance festival or freak show so they can see you in your element.
-Methodically listing every festival you’ve ever been to is great way to kill an hour between dinner and a movie.
-Be sure to wear juggling-related t-shirts, so your date knows you’re for real and not just faking it.
-Always balance a barstool on your chin as soon as you walk into any bar.
-Don’t mention that you’re a juggler until the 6th or 7th date.
