By Kyle Petersen
Hey kids, if you like Fushigi Magic Gravity Ball, then you’ll love the Bananashigi! Bananashigi is the world’s first magic gravity fruit. It’s yellow, it’s treated with pesticides and it’s sweeping the nation!
Although Dubé Juggling has no plans to carry the Bananashigi, you can always buy one from the fruit vendor downstairs on the corner of Spring Street and Broadway.
So don’t hesitate! Don’t delay! Order yours now!
Hat tip to Brent Fiasco for making this hilarious video.
