Scientists have successfully categorized the five different types of jugglers. Which juggling personality type best describes you?
Annoying juggler
Annoying Juggler: Every juggling club has one. That annoying juggler who’s always borrowing your props, scuffing them up, standing too close to you while you’re practicing, asking you questions when you’re trying to focus. Don’t be that guy.
Back in my day juggler
“Back in my day” Juggler: The “back in my day” juggler remembers the good old days. Plastic juggling clubs? Pshh, kids today. The “back in my day” juggler has been to every juggling festival ever and actually taught W.C. Fields his cigar box routine.
Arrogant juggler
Arrogant Juggler: The arrogant juggler makes some good points, but his know-it-all attitude alienates a lot of people. He’s never wrong, and mocks everything you say with a tinge of sarcasm.
Most interesting juggler
Most Interesting Juggler: He’s done a 5-up pirouette on Mount Everest. He can do a wheelie on his unicycle. He’s the most interesting juggler in the world. Stay juggling, my friends.
Internet juggler
Internet Juggler: The internet juggler doesn’t juggle much. He spends most of his time watching juggling videos online. He’s watched Gatto’s Cirque routines over 700 times and can name every one of Wes Peden’s moves. He has little human contact and panics in social situations.
